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First off, Id like to thank the 2.6 million people who emailed me after giving Zelda 64 a score of only five. Look, I really did not
like the game back then. Hey, I still do not really like this game like some people do (well, like most people do!) Unlike most
people, I do not think this is the best 64 game of all time... Hell, it isnt even in my favorite 10 Nintendo 64 game list.. As a matter
of fact, if it wasn't for those stupid dungeons in Quest, I'd probably like Quest better!! Now, onto the good things. Zelda is a
really good game that does the series justice. The graphics are quite good and stuff, but do not expect a god-like fun game like
most people and magazines descibe. Its good, but overall it's my second worst of the Zelda games (stupid Links Awakening..)
STORY (0/10): I diod not enjoy the storyline in this game, not one bit. The storyline is confusing and terrible. And yes, I am not
stupid (thanks to all those people who called me "SquareSoft lover only"), because Im not really a huge fan of SquareSoft to the
point where I only like SquareSoft storylines. After all, I really enjoyed the storylines in Star Ocean 2 and Breath of Fire 3. But
this storyline isn't good at all. Somehow, people think its cool that Link travels back in time! Want a real time travel game?? PLay
Chrono Trigger on Super NES instead (yes i know its a SquareSoft game but its still a GREAT game)
GRAPHICS (10/10): Okay, so the graphics are good, sure. But what do you expect? This is the Nintendo 64's most important
game. It better have good graphics! The enemies are inticately designed and the sprawling dungeons are huge and full of
graphical detail.
GAMEPLAY (5/10): if you enjoyed the previous games in the series, you'd be disapointed that this game is hardly like the
previous games in the series. Why did this game have to be in 3D??
CONTROL (5/10): i am not the world's biggest fan of the analog stick. I wish this game used the directional pad as well. Then it
would be easier to control. Trying to climb over anything is a chore, and the lack of a jump button really hurts. Sure you can jump
automatically when you HAVE to, but what if you want to jump over an enemy? Nope. Sorry!
REPLAY VALUE(3/10): You'd want to play through to the end, then you'd end up using this game as a doorstop or something..
FUN FACTOR (4/10): Playing through this game is about as much fun as trying to break into Kevin McAllister's home. And
about as painful. Don't even bother. And to all those who love this game, it isn't worth playing through 100 hours of gameplay!!
The only game that is good enough to play on the Nintendo 64 for that long is Goldeneye (unless you're dating Britney Spears or
Jennifer Lopez, of course. But of course, if you were dating them, you wouldn't be wasting your time reading this review, right? :)